Wish Granted!

This is a game I have always enjoyed playing with creative people! Formula for the game: the more ridiculous you are, the more hilarious it gets!

Rules: A player replies to the previous post (who makes a wish), and counters it by using the word "but", and something else... for example: Wish Granted, but you will die in the next nine days. After saying this, the replier makes a wish. The cycle is endless, and the game continues forever, you get some good/funny ones every now and then depending how creative and evil people get.

Example:
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First Post: I wish I had a pony

Second Post: Wish Granted, but the pony will fall on you and will crush all of your bones. I wish I had a Paintball gun.

Third Post: Wish Granted, but your sister will steal the paintball gun and shoot you with it. I wish I had a life-size chocolate bar.

Fourth Post: Wish Granted, but you will become EXTREMELY obese from consuming it. I wish I had a better computer...


Etc. Etc.
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I'll start:

I wish I had hi-speed internet instead of dial up Q.Q

Wish granted, but you might regret all the time you will spend on playing travian.
I wish I had more silver in order to buy nice stuff for my hero

Wish granted, but then you bid all your silver and never won a single bid >8D!!

I wish my photoshop could finally work to make a new banner Q.Q

wish granted BUT you will get endles mails for hock ups when ppl c u on the banner and have no time for travian... I wish I had 9 inch leather stealing rabbit named Bob consuming nothing else but the dirt from dirty dishes with a a mouth so clean the dishes will b done when the rabbit have eaten.

Wish granted, but the rabbit only cleaned my dishes instead of your own ! And then he pooped on your dishes ;o

I wish coding was so much more simpler and less tedious Q.Q I fear the CSS coding soon to take over countless hours to fix if something goes wrong with graphics Q.Q