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PostSubject: Jokes and Humor (don't b offended)   Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:26 am

I'll start with a joke...

A smart swede (or blonde, potato potato =) a not so smart swede (or blonde) Santa Claus and a fairy where stuck in a maze. The only way to get out was to get the gold pot. Who found the gold pot?

The not so smart swede as the others do not exist =P
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Humor (don't b offended)   Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:12 pm

Hopefully no one takes offense to this...this took me a while to get (I'm horrible with constructive jokes) until I read them out loud!

ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE WAY

1) That's not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

Cool I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Humor (don't b offended)   Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:42 pm

ROFLMAO me like a lot =P
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Humor (don't b offended)   Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:34 pm

Fa Kin Su Pah Razz!!

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